so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction
however when my pizza arrived i got this
no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david
Long make out session
Hearing each other breathe
Laughs and corny jokes
Sleep. Sleep would be nice at 4am.
Anonymous said: Uh I took sex ed in sixth grade in California and it was actually very informative and factual. Instead of generalizing an entire country maybe you should just.. I don't know, shut the fuck up?
To be honest, if you can’t take a joke about how actually shitty America’s reproductive education really is, you should just go ahead and take a walk outside. I don’t understand why you felt it was necessary to send this, but I’m going to address it anyways.
That post comes from a gay trans male from Texas who literally had to learn everything about both the female and male anatomies on his own. I had no idea about a lot of stuff, including masturbation, anal sex, the clitoris and just general more professional ways to talk about sex. This comes from the person who had to learn about the intersex spectrum before he even tried to bother learning more about sex, sexuality, gender, and genitals. The school system here didn’t teach me shit about anything, and according to most people I know across the country, theirs didn’t either. Not to mention, I had to give my DMAB significant other an entire rundown on the DFAB anatomy and essentially how a period works.
Plus, did you know that in Texas, it is actually illegal to talk about homosexuality in a positive context? Yeah. Really.
Also, how about you take a moment to think about exactly why you made the conscious choice to click the anon button rather than be held responsible for your actions. Yeah, now go stand in your gross, disgusting corner and… I don’t know, shut the fuck up?
It sucks when you know that someone is lying to you and you have to keep a straight face and make them believe that you believe the lie. Oh well. Some people never change.